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| Misty |
JEFF IS FAMOUS!!!!!!!This is from "Livinglavidalocarb"...website that I didn't know it existed but I went there reffer by another member of this forum.This is what it says: "We often hear from all those so-called "experts" who tell us we need to create a calorie deficit in order to manage our weight. But those of us who consume a high-fat, low-carb diet with no regard for calories have always believed that theory was bogus--but we didn't really have any way to back it up other than our own personal experiences. Allow me to introduce you to a Wisconsin man named Jeff. Over the course of 30 days during the entire month of December, he has conducted an experiment on his own body a la what Morgan Spurlock did in his Super Size Me movie. Jeff attempted to eat as many calories as he possibly could on his 169-pound frame to prove you can maintain your weight as long as you keep your carbohydrates reduced. Check out his daily log of calories consumed and a list of the foods he ate to average a whopping 3822 calories for thirty days in a row! His high day was on Day 5 when he hit 4620 calories and his low day was on Day 30 when he only got to 2998--three-fourths of which was FAT! WOW! You go Jeff!!! Conventional wisdom regarding calories would say that Jeff should have gained close to 14 pounds on this diet of his. But guess what? He didn't gain 14 pounds. He didn't even gain 10 pounds or even 5 pounds. The shocking result--HE MAINTAINED HIS WEIGHT!!! Incredible! I'd love to interview Jeff about his little experiment if someone who knows him will have him e-mail me. THANKS!" I must say that admire Jeff for his persistance in maintaining this lifestyle, not only because is the WOE that he enjoys and allows him to have a healthy weight but also because is the healthiest one long term. I always have you in mind as a mentor. Please keep posting your experiences because they help us all. Thanks Jeff and Happy New Year for you an your family. 
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| Jessica |
Wow that is so cool, thank you for posting!
Jeff, congrats!!! 
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| jeff |
You're welcome Misty. And it's nice to see you out in public. First Dr. Mike writes about me....and now Jimmy Moore. I really do need an agent. 
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| jeff |
Ok, I just finished Emailing Jimmy Moore. I gave him my agent's phone number.
We'll see where this goes. Dean, it pays to advertise, eh? 
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| Misty |
Agent
You might resally end up needing one...for real...maybe a book. |
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| jeff |
Re: Agent
A book. Hmmm........ |
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| Bobi |
You're on your way, jeff...to fame and fortune and a healthy one at that!!
GOOOOOOO JEEEEEFFFFFFFF!! |
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| Dave |
Go Jeff!
Unstoppable eating machine! 
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| Sassy |
The livindavidalowcarb blog which mentioned Jeff is how I ended up on the bus! Y'all make this feel like a group effort instead of a bunch of lone dieters posting to the universe. I like the attitudes and latitude (I read the Whipping Chicks thread over on Bobi's House of the Rising Sun - Is that your tongue in your cheek or are you just happy to see me?)
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| jeff |
I can see you're going to fit in just fine here.
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| Sassy |
Thanks Jeff - I thought you guys would appreciate that!
Sassy |
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| Dave |
Yes,
This is a very wicked place! Much Debauchery!  
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| Sassy |
Oh good. After the day I've had I could use a little debauchery. Who's pouring what? Let's toast Jeff and his 30 days to fame and vote him Emperor for the night. I read somewhere that Dean was supposed to start a challenge tomorrow (is that still on?) Let's toast him too! While we're at it let's toast everyone on the bus. O.K. That makes 3 toasts, 1 Emperor, 1 Sassy Lady, and a devilish looking guy with a whip. Anyone know what else is in the recipe for debauchery, I seem to have misplaced mine somewhere....
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| jeff |
I've Emailed Jimmy Moore twice and it's been almost 2 weeks. I have not heard back from him. I guess he changed his mind about interviewing me. I'm not sure what's up with that. 
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| Sassy |
Do you think the whole being elected Emperor thing had anything to do with it? It's awfully intimidating to be around such greatness. We can impeach you if you think it would help.
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| jeff |
If you think it would help. Just be carful not to de-peach me!!  I know a certain someone who would not be pleased.
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| Sassy |
O.K. got it, you are either for impeaching Emperor Jeff or not - no
Sassy |
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| jeff |
Yikes!!! What have I done? 
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| Dean |
jeff's getting neutered?!  What kind of experiment is this?
I think he said eat a peach, not to depeach him!
jeff... you and your experiments! 
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| Sassy |
What have you done? You've decided to play "innuendo" with a gal whose favorite word this month is "shenanigans"!
Sassy |
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| jeff |
I did say any and all shenanigans were ok, didn't I?
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| Sassy |
Oooohhhh the mischevious grin that has brought to my face.......
Sassy |
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| jeff |
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| Sassy |
O.K. kiddos, for those who wondered how Jeff went from Emporer to Neutered, it all stems from his understanding of the English language. The following example is of the prefix "im" from usingenglish.com
"EG: impossible (the prefix im- modifies the meaning to produce a negative sense)" For the visual learners on the Magic Bus, this amounts to impeach meaning the following to some of the menfolk (warning - the first link is naughty). Emporer Jeff http://fark.pbwiki.com/f/Squirrel-Original.jpg Impeached Emporer Jeff http://solarider.org/my-pics/squirrel-1-10-10-2005.jpg Naturally, I meant no such thing I was just being a good citizen and offering to alleviate from him the heavy mantle of Emporerhood so that he could get interviewed, become famouser, and be elected Grand Poobah. It's the menfolk on this bus that took it at is most base grammatical meaning (damn commies).
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| jeff |
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| Sassy |
Shenaniganny enough for you?
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| jeff |
Not bad for a newbie.
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| Sassy |
Oh, please! Like I would fall for that trick. You sir, have no idea how skilled I am at shenanigans & monkey shines. I will however, provide you with a clue:
http://image.linkinn.com/userfile/pictures_0711/Image/malpy_12.jpg
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| jeff |
I meant a newbie in terms of the Bus. You are definitely not a newbie when it comes to shenanigans and monkeyshines.
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| Sassy |
Thank-you for clarifying that.... a gal likes to know her talents are recognized.  [cancels impeachment proceedings...]
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| jeff |
Whew!! Thanks. I rather like my peaches. |
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| jeff |
In honor of Emporer Jeff: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iZ2gK8M86U&feature=related |
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| Heather L |
Jeff- Gotta love all that testosterone!
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| Heather |
OMG talk about a flash from the past and I thought I forgot that song....
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| jeff |
How could anybody forget that song?
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| Heather |
I don't remember hearing it for so long. I remember one time in drama class in grade 10 we had to make music video's and this one guy chose that song. It was priceless, I'm sure the teacher loved every minute....
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| jeff |
I can imagine. |
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| Dan |
In elementary school, this kid on our bus played "Big Balls" on his boombox every #$@%! day for the whole year (both ways.) It took me years before I could listen to AC/DC without wanting to punch someone in the head. | ||||||
| Dean |
Well, Dan, this one's just for you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bomv-6CJSfM
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| wifezilla |
I have an autistic son with an AC/DC obsession. He has an iPod loaded with all their songs. We CAN'T leave home without it! | ||||||