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| Red wrote: | And the rest? Wasn't it kind of like sludge?  I'm just unable to wrap my head around what the eating experience was like... |
Well, I ate the rest. I have to admit it was a bit less appetizing than I expected.
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I get my beef suet from a local butcher (at Fareway), they just grind it up for me without putting anything extra in it. I'm 5 lbs of it tomorrow!!  I would imagine the texture was like the fat on the side of a steak after warming it up?
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| Manaloa wrote: | | I get my beef suet from a local butcher (at Fareway), they just grind it up for me without putting anything extra in it. I'm 5 lbs of it tomorrow!! I would imagine the texture was like the fat on the side of a steak after warming it up? |
Very similar. But.....I don't know.....there was just somethiing about this stuff that seemed a tiny but different. Maybe it's just the fact that it wasn't attached to any meat.
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2 3101 7361 3681
3 6423 13784 4595
4 4606 18390 4598
5 4712 23102 4620
6 3884 26986 4498
7 3990 30976 4425
8 3375 34351 4294
9 4875 39226 4358
10 4827 44053 4405
11 3981 48034 4367
12 4772 52806 4401
13 3597 56403 4339
Day 13 was 3597 calories and 88% fat. I have now consumed an excess of almost 28,000 calories. I should be up 8 pounds. We'll see tomorrow morning. 
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We're all waiting on pins n needles, Jeff!
Btw, you're making this look so easy! 
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| Jessica wrote: | We're all waiting on pins n needles, Jeff!
Btw, you're making this look so easy! |
Thanks Jessica. Looks can be deceiving.
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2 3101 7361 3681
3 6423 13784 4595
4 4606 18390 4598
5 4712 23102 4620
6 3884 26986 4498
7 3990 30976 4425
8 3375 34351 4294
9 4875 39226 4358
10 4827 44053 4405
11 3981 48034 4367
12 4772 52806 4401
13 3597 56403 4339
14 3504 59907 4279
Day 14 was 3504 calories and 78% fat. One of my lower calorie days, but still about 1300 above my daily needs. I've actually been thinking of cutting my calories just a bit for the last 2 weeks. I am really tired of feeling stuffed and bloated all the time. The only time I feel normal is first thing in the morning. I'll still overeat, just not quite as much.
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Almost forgot.......I did weigh in this morning. No change at all. Still 169. I have overate to the tune of 29106 calories. I should be up 8.3 pounds.
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| jeff wrote: | | Almost forgot.......I did weigh in this morning. No change at all. Still 169. I have overate to the tune of 29106 calories. I should be up 8.3 pounds. |
  
    
Wow, that is so amazing!!!!!
And 83% fat, that is insane.
I think you should go celebrate now!!!!!!
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Jeff, are you doing this for a whole month?????
Hugs, Jessica
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| Quote: | | And 83% fat, that is insane. |
Yeah, thank God for heavy whipping cream and butter. Without those two things I really doubt I could do this.
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| Jessica wrote: | Jeff, are you doing this for a whole month?????
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I will try to do it for another 2 weeks. Although like I said, I may drop calories just a bit. Not because I'm afraid of anything. It's just that I'm really not liking how eating this much makes me feel. I think Mana can relate, right Mana?
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I have no doubt that the reason you were so sick with that cold is because your amino acid pool had to create/direct proteins to digestion, leaving your defense system vulnerable. That metabolic ward is brutal, huh?
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| Dean wrote: | | I have no doubt that the reason you were so sick with that cold is because your amino acid pool had to create/direct proteins to digestion, leaving your defense system vulnerable. That metabolic ward is brutal, huh? |
That could very well be, because since I started low-carbing I almost never get sick. Not even a cold.
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| jeff wrote: | | Almost forgot.......I did weigh in this morning. No change at all. Still 169. I have overate to the tune of 29106 calories. I should be up 8.3 pounds. |
Way to go Jeff. Great experiment. One question. I was talking to someone at work about your experiment and she wondered if someone who is used to working out and and has quite a bit of muscle would continue to burn calories at the same rate as when they were working out even though they have stopped exercising for a certain time period after they stop working out. Confusing, I know. She was thinking that maybe if someone works out on a regular basis, it would take a few weeks for their metabolism to slow down and and wondered if that is why you hadn't gained any weight yet. But if you continued this way of eating say for 2 months, that eventually your metabolism would fall to what you say is your base of 2200 (?) and then you would start to gain.
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I hate to say "I told you so"... So, I won't!
And, I think Kim has a good point there, jeff. I think you should continue this Experiment for at least two more months... with one change. I think you should up your calories to about 6,000 a day.
Alex, secure the doors and windows. 
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| Quote: | | I was talking to someone at work about your experiment and she wondered if someone who is used to working out and and has quite a bit of muscle would continue to burn calories at the same rate as when they were working out even though they have stopped exercising for a certain time period after they stop working out. |
I really don't think so. If my body is burning through over 4000 calories per day now, wouldn't I have been emaciated before I started this, when I was consuming 2500-2800 calories per day? And remember, Red did the same experiment with the same results. And I'm assuming she doesn't have near the muscle mass that I do. (no offense intended, Red.)
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| Dean wrote: |
I hate to say "I told you so"... So, I won't!
And, I think Kim has a good point there, jeff. I think you should continue this Experiment for at least two more months... with one change. I think you should up your calories to about 6,000 a day.
Alex, secure the doors and windows. |
And you be quiet there in the back of the Bus! I'll do 6,000 calories a day for 3 months when you do it.
I knew all along this would be tough to do. That is why I was so reluctant to do it in the first place.
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2 3101 7361 3681
3 6423 13784 4595
4 4606 18390 4598
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7 3990 30976 4425
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10 4827 44053 4405
11 3981 48034 4367
12 4772 52806 4401
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14 3504 59907 4279
15 3981 63888 4259
Day 15 was 3981 calories and 85% fat. Heavy cream, fried eggs, egg yolks, ham, ribeye steak, butter, and shrimp.
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| jeff wrote: | | And remember, Red did the same experiment with the same results. And I'm assuming she doesn't have near the muscle mass that I do. (no offense intended, Red.) |
None taken! It's all true. Although I do have the calves of a lumberjack. Only less hairy.
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| jeff wrote: | | I will try to do it for another 2 weeks. Although like I said, I may drop calories just a bit. Not because I'm afraid of anything. It's just that I'm really not liking how eating this much makes me feel. I think Mana can relate, right Mana? |
OMG, yeah, it was awful.
| Kim wrote: | | jeff wrote: | | Almost forgot.......I did weigh in this morning. No change at all. Still 169. I have overate to the tune of 29106 calories. I should be up 8.3 pounds. |
Way to go Jeff. Great experiment. One question. I was talking to someone at work about your experiment and she wondered if someone who is used to working out and and has quite a bit of muscle would continue to burn calories at the same rate as when they were working out even though they have stopped exercising for a certain time period after they stop working out. Confusing, I know. She was thinking that maybe if someone works out on a regular basis, it would take a few weeks for their metabolism to slow down and and wondered if that is why you hadn't gained any weight yet. But if you continued this way of eating say for 2 months, that eventually your metabolism would fall to what you say is your base of 2200 (?) and then you would start to gain.
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yeah, but I did it for like, what, 9 days or so. I have no muscle to speak of and I'm overweight by about at least fifty pounds. I didn't exercise during my part in the ward and I think I lost around three lbs. Besides IF Jeff's "metabolism" was at 4000 calories while he's working out, then wouldn't he have been "losing" weight before he started in the ward. Because I'm pretty sure he did not eat that many calories before he started in the ward.
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All very good points, Mana.  Now, go tell AC all about it!
You didn't want that account anyway, now did you?
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| Dean wrote: | All very good points, Mana. Now, go tell AC all about it!
You didn't want that account anyway, now did you? |
I can't wait to go tell AC allllllll about this when all is said and done. Maybe AC would like some new roller skates for Christmas?
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2 3101 7361 3681
3 6423 13784 4595
4 4606 18390 4598
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7 3990 30976 4425
8 3375 34351 4294
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10 4827 44053 4405
11 3981 48034 4367
12 4772 52806 4401
13 3597 56403 4339
14 3504 59907 4279
15 3981 63888 4259
16 4967 68855 4303
Day 16 was 4967 calories and 86% fat. Co-jack cheese, sausage, heavy whipping cream, raw eggs yolks, and chuck eye steak. Ok.....maybe I won't start cutting calories a bit.
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| Manaloa wrote: | | yeah, but I did it for like, what, 9 days or so. I have no muscle to speak of and I'm overweight by about at least fifty pounds. I didn't exercise during my part in the ward and I think I lost around three lbs. Besides IF Jeff's "metabolism" was at 4000 calories while he's working out, then wouldn't he have been "losing" weight before he started in the ward. Because I'm pretty sure he did not eat that many calories before he started in the ward. |
Just want to clarify so I can better explain this to my coworker. Before your experiment Jeff, were you only eating about 2200 cal. before with exercise? So this would mean if you weren't exercising, your calorie requirement would actually drop even lower?
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| Kim wrote: | | Manaloa wrote: | | yeah, but I did it for like, what, 9 days or so. I have no muscle to speak of and I'm overweight by about at least fifty pounds. I didn't exercise during my part in the ward and I think I lost around three lbs. Besides IF Jeff's "metabolism" was at 4000 calories while he's working out, then wouldn't he have been "losing" weight before he started in the ward. Because I'm pretty sure he did not eat that many calories before he started in the ward. |
Just want to clarify so I can better explain this to my coworker. Before your experiment Jeff, were you only eating about 2200 cal. before with exercise? So this would mean if you weren't exercising, your calorie requirement would actually drop even lower?
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Not quite. I normally eat about 2500-2800 calories per day. I got the 2200 using the results of several online metabolism calculators, using a sedentary lifestyle for my activity level. This seems about right.
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| jeff wrote: | | Dean wrote: | All very good points, Mana. Now, go tell AC all about it!
You didn't want that account anyway, now did you? |
I can't wait to go tell AC allllllll about this when all is said and done. Maybe AC would like some new roller skates for Christmas? |
Like these?
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I see AC has come to check out our Metabolic Ward. I hope Alex gives him the grand tour. Don't forget about the padded cell. 
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| jeff wrote: | | Not quite. I normally eat about 2500-2800 calories per day. I got the 2200 using the results of several online metabolism calculators, using a sedentary lifestyle for my activity level. This seems about right. |
Okay, well that still helps my explanation. Good for you for trying this.
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| Heather wrote: | | jeff wrote: | | Dean wrote: | All very good points, Mana. Now, go tell AC all about it!
You didn't want that account anyway, now did you? |
I can't wait to go tell AC allllllll about this when all is said and done. Maybe AC would like some new roller skates for Christmas? |
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That's perfect, Heather.
Dean, AC has been here?
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2 3101 7361 3681
3 6423 13784 4595
4 4606 18390 4598
5 4712 23102 4620
6 3884 26986 4498
7 3990 30976 4425
8 3375 34351 4294
9 4875 39226 4358
10 4827 44053 4405
11 3981 48034 4367
12 4772 52806 4401
13 3597 56403 4339
14 3504 59907 4279
15 3981 63888 4259
16 4967 68855 4303
17 4676 73531 4325
Day 17 was 4676 calories and 86% fat. Fried eggs, egg yolks, heavy whiping cream, cheese, sausage and ribeye steak. Oh, and coffee. Assume coffee every day, even if I don't put it down.
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15 3981 63888 4259
16 4967 68855 4303
17 4676 73531 4325
18 3386 76917 4274
Day 18 was 3386 calories and 83% fat. I made Bear's chicken with butter and cream cheese recipe for dinner. I had 5 chicken thighs. Alot of the butter and cream cheese ends up running out, so I didn't count most of what I actually used. It's still in the pan, though. If I decide to drink it, I'll come back and make adjustments. I also had 2 Miller Genuine Draft Light beers. 2.4g carb each.
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| jeff wrote: | | I also had 2 Miller Genuine Draft Light beers. 2.4g carb each. |
So, jeff, who's sneaking booze in to you? Where's Alex at? She isn't taking this security thing very seriously, now is she.
Just don't tell AC... he will say we aren't running a "tightly controlled" ward, here. Hey, the jokes on him, right? We know exactly what we're doin' on the Bus!
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| jeff wrote: | | I also had 2 Miller Genuine Draft Light beers. 2.4g carb each. |
Ew.
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That's what I like so much about you, Red. You always get right to the point!
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| Red wrote: | | jeff wrote: | | I also had 2 Miller Genuine Draft Light beers. 2.4g carb each. |
Ew. |
I much prefer real beer, but I just can't spare the carbs. Especially now that I'm in this metabolic ward thing. Even when I'm not in here, I never do real beer anymore. Maybe I should just stick to scotch, Red?
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| Dean wrote: | | jeff wrote: | | I also had 2 Miller Genuine Draft Light beers. 2.4g carb each. |
So, jeff, who's sneaking booze in to you? Where's Alex at? She isn't taking this security thing very seriously, now is she.
Just don't tell AC... he will say we aren't running a "tightly controlled" ward, here. Hey, the jokes on him, right? We know exactly what we're doin' on the Bus! |
She was ummm.........distracted. Yeah, that's it.
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1 4260 4260 4260
2 3101 7361 3681
3 6423 13784 4595
4 4606 18390 4598
5 4712 23102 4620
6 3884 26986 4498
7 3990 30976 4425
8 3375 34351 4294
9 4875 39226 4358
10 4827 44053 4405
11 3981 48034 4367
12 4772 52806 4401
13 3597 56403 4339
14 3504 59907 4279
15 3981 63888 4259
16 4967 68855 4303
17 4676 73531 4325
18 3386 76917 4274
19 4091 81008 4264
Day 19 was 4091 calories and 85% fat. In addition to the usual steak, eggs and cream, I had a tossed salad with blue cheese dressing and a glasss of merlot at a restaurant. Boy, things sure are getting lax in this ward. Where is that guard?
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| jeff wrote: | | Maybe I should just stick to scotch, Red? |
Now you're speaking my language.
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| jeff wrote: | | In addition to the usual steak, eggs and cream, I had a tossed salad with blue cheese dressing and a glasss of merlot at a restaurant. Boy, things sure are getting lax in this ward. Where is that guard? |
| Red wrote: | | jeff wrote: | | Maybe I should just stick to scotch, Red? |
Now you're speaking my language. |
Only on the Bus would a Metabolic Ward get this way...
I agree with jeff. We must abolish all Metabolic Wards.
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| Dean wrote: | | jeff wrote: | | In addition to the usual steak, eggs and cream, I had a tossed salad with blue cheese dressing and a glasss of merlot at a restaurant. Boy, things sure are getting lax in this ward. Where is that guard? |
| Red wrote: | | jeff wrote: | | Maybe I should just stick to scotch, Red? |
Now you're speaking my language. |
Only on the Bus would a Metabolic Ward get this way...
I agree with jeff. We must abolish all Metabolic Wards. |
Kind of reminds me of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. I'll be Jack Nickolson.
Dean, we'll have to wait until ALL experiments have been completed before abolishing all the metabolic wards.
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| jeff wrote: | | Dean, we'll have to wait until ALL experiments have been completed before abolishing all the metabolic wards. |
I've got a better idea. Since we've lost our security expert, and AC is now on the loose (that's a scary thought, huh?  ), why don't we just cruise this Bus to every Metabolic Ward in the world and free all the patients. They can jump on the Bus and do these experiments the Magic way.
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| Dean wrote: | | jeff wrote: | | Dean, we'll have to wait until ALL experiments have been completed before abolishing all the metabolic wards. |
I've got a better idea. Since we've lost our security expert, and AC is now on the loose (that's a scary thought, huh? ), why don't we just cruise this Bus to every Metabolic Ward in the world and free all the patients. They can jump on the Bus and do these experiments the Magic way. |
I dunno.......I really want to see you do this one, Dean. After all, it was your idea. Then we can close all the wards.
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Day Calories Total Calories Avg. Daily Calories
1 4260 4260 4260
2 3101 7361 3681
3 6423 13784 4595
4 4606 18390 4598
5 4712 23102 4620
6 3884 26986 4498
7 3990 30976 4425
8 3375 34351 4294
9 4875 39226 4358
10 4827 44053 4405
11 3981 48034 4367
12 4772 52806 4401
13 3597 56403 4339
14 3504 59907 4279
15 3981 63888 4259
16 4967 68855 4303
17 4676 73531 4325
18 3386 76917 4274
19 4091 81008 4264
20 3635 84643 4232
Day 20 was 3635 calories and 87% fat. The guard must be back on duty. Nobody snuck any booze or salad into the metabolic ward today. Eggs, bacon, cream and pork shoulder roast.
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No booze???? Wow!
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| Heather wrote: | | No booze???? Wow! |
Or more likely.....somebody tried to sneak some in, but the guard confiscated it and drank it herself. 
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| jeff wrote: | | Heather wrote: | | No booze???? Wow! |
Or more likely.....somebody tried to sneak some in, but the guard confiscated it and drank it herself. |
 Don't start spreading rumours about me, or you will be in big trouble, just wait until BJ's back to discuss your punishment, or did you really think this would be easily forgotten 
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Boy, this place sure isn't what it used to be, how about some KoolAid for everyone, Shawn?
I need something to relax anyway  . |
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I just contacted Shawn, and she informed me that she is busy making another batch of Kool-Aid. Apparently, AC thought the last batch was his "glucose juice", and he injected a "very large" amount into... well, his escape was inevitable, it seems... he went straight through the wall. That also explains the reports coming in from Dr Mike, about the naked, roller-skating man with the Santa Claus cap...
BTW, AC didn't use up all the Kool-Aid (just most of it). What he left of that last batch was consumed by jeff and Heather... in my journal! They're still looking for that key...
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| Alex wrote: | | jeff wrote: | | Heather wrote: | | No booze???? Wow! |
Or more likely.....somebody tried to sneak some in, but the guard confiscated it and drank it herself. |
Don't start spreading rumours about me, or you will be in big trouble, just wait until BJ's back to discuss your punishment, or did you really think this would be easily forgotten
You just made a big mistake, don't think you will get out that fast. |
Maybe you can borrow Heather's whip.
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