The Magic Bus Trip

Sol · Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:23 pm Post subject: Coyote humor

Coyote Problem

The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting
an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote
population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using
the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the
predators, the tree-huggers had a 'more humane' solution.

What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive.
The males would then be castrated and let loose again.
Therefore the population would be controlled. This was
ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's
Association by the Sierra Club and the USFS.

All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for
a couple of minutes. Finally, an old boy in the back of the
conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said,
'Son, I don't think you understand our problem.
Those coyotes ain't f***in' our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!'

You should have been there to hear the roar of laughter.